Indian and the Ventriloquist

Original: Indian and the Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he’ll have a little fun… Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?” Indian: “Dog no talk.” Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?” Dog: “Doin’ alright.” Indian: shows extreme look of shock Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” pointing at Indian. Dog: “Yep” Cowboy: “How [...]