пятница, 27 февраля 2009 г.

Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

Original: Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ? Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

Sexy elephant figure

Original: Sexy elephant figure

In an elephant's school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. Then one of the elephants says: "Look yaar, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!!"

понедельник, 16 февраля 2009 г.

Monica and the Genie

Original: Monica and the Genie

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. “Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!”, she exclaimed. “No”, said the genie, “You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you [...]