Man’s best friend

Original: Man's best friend

Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn’t touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him. Bartender: “Hey pal, is something wrong?” The Guy: “Yeah, I’m really depressed” Bartender: “Why, what’s the matter?” The Guy: “I caught my wife in [...]