воскресенье, 4 января 2009 г.

Choices, choices

Original: Choices, choices

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking. Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat. Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking. Yesterday, I read that having sex can kill [...]

суббота, 3 января 2009 г.

Legally Blonde

Original: Legally Blonde

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in [...]

пятница, 2 января 2009 г.

CIA test

Original: CIA test

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists……two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will [...]