пятница, 5 декабря 2008 г.

Christmas Mail

Original: Christmas Mail

One christmas morning, a mailman in a little town is forced to go to work. During his route he is cursing everyone he sees, because nobody is working but him. He gets to the last house on his route, and when he knocks on the door a naked woman answers. Before he can say a word, she [...]

среда, 3 декабря 2008 г.

Dying Irishman

Original: Dying Irishman

An Irishman was very ill and on the verge of dying. The doctor called the man’s wife in and said,”There are three things that you can do to help your husband back to health” “What are they, sir?” “One: You must make him three huge meals every day. Two: Never argue with him. Three: Make love to him every [...]

Office Chair Cum Toilet

Original: Office Chair Cum Toilet