Original: Grandmother's Dating Advice
There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don’t let him [...]
вторник, 2 декабря 2008 г.
понедельник, 1 декабря 2008 г.
Funny Quotes By Famous People
Original: Funny Quotes By Famous People
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two… –Sir Norman Wisdom One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. –Edgar Watson Howe A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your [...]
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two… –Sir Norman Wisdom One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. –Edgar Watson Howe A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your [...]
воскресенье, 30 ноября 2008 г.
Drug Trial
Original: Drug Trial
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?” “No sir,” answered the man. “Did you ever get any from his wife?” “No sir.” “Did you ever get any from his daughters?” “Uh–excuse me sir,” the witness [...]
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?” “No sir,” answered the man. “Did you ever get any from his wife?” “No sir.” “Did you ever get any from his daughters?” “Uh–excuse me sir,” the witness [...]
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